Reclaim Alabama

The Hero's Journey-the Monomyth https://libguides.gvsu.edu/c.php?g=948085&p=6857311

I remembered what I was thinking about when I went into the Ambrose Bierce rabbit hole...

We were talking about correct-change rich folks in Bham, when I thought about Ambrose Bierce, Mark Twain and the Bohemian Club. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bohemian_Club

Then I forgot what I was talkin' about...ROOOOOOOOOLL one!!!!

Anywayzzzzzzz...The other day I started thinkin', "Who from Alabama is a member of the Bohemian Club?"

They sayzzzzzzzzzzz,
I'm often imitated
but never duplicated.

I KEEP THINGS SIMPLICATED.

I got my Equalizer.
It make a short man taller &
a tall man wiser.

All that thang worth is 5 dollar.
Queen Elizabeth o' Marilyn Monroe
(this part of the rap is only for the INNER SANCTUM upon request)

I walk in the rain & I don't get wet.
I work in 90 degree weather & I don't break a sweat.

I'm Teasing Tan & sweet in the pants.

I got the sweetest thang in all the land.

You know you are my sugar-wooger &
MY HEART'S DESIRE.
You are the only one on this Earth
who sets my soul on fire.

You know I Rolls Royce ridin'
wid a lady on the hood.
She got wangs on her hips &
You know she lookin' good.

GANGSTER WALLS!!!!

I'm MACK DADDY KEWL
wid dah FUNKY MUNCH BUNCH &
I LUV SKREWL 'CAUSE WE LUV OUR LUNCH!

Cornbread & blackeyed peas
hotsauce & a pot of greens
Pork chops seasoned to please...

Why must I be like that?
Why must I chase the snack?
NUTTIN' BUT DAH DOG IN ME!

Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay
bow wow
yippee yo yippee yay

Bow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay
Bow wow
Yippee you yippee ya

On Friday I get my pay.
On Sattiddee I go out to play.
I leave my crib up on Fire Tower Hill &
go see my cousins down in Aliceville.

They got cornbread & blackeyed peas...